Real Quotes by Ed Sandell

Things I have actually said, quoted word for word, not a hint of exaggeration. 0

"I'M NOT BEING A SHALLOW DOUCHE!"

"I'M NOT BEING A SHALLOW DOUCHE!"

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"His mannerisms aren't sexy."

"His mannerisms aren't sexy."

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"I have many great rich noble benefactors who give me things and money."

"I have many great rich noble benefactors who give me things and money."

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"Jobs suck"

"Jobs suck"

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"I've come to realize that most of my girlfriends have been masochists... I wonder what that says about me..."

"I've come to realize that most of my girlfriends have been masochists... I wonder what that says about me..."

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TICKLING GIRLS "It sexually frustrates them."

TICKLING GIRLS "It sexually frustrates them."

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"If a girl likes the missionary position, I don't like her."

"If a girl likes the missionary position, I don't like her."

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